Drunk texts! We all send them. Sometimes they're mortifying ("I MISS YOOOOOOOOOOOU" to an ex) and the next day you blame your friends for not taking away your phone because HI HAVE WE MET?? I do this! Take away my fucking phone! Although, as Hedgehog is fond of pointing out, I have a tendency to disappear to the bathroom at the bar, only to return and sheepishly admit I just toilet-texted someone I was not supposed to be texting.
The other kind of drunk text is the one that, when reviewed later, is hilarious. This is why Texts From Last Night exists (although really it's become more of a "texts about last night" instead, which disappoints me a little). So here I am going to share a few of my favorite drunk texts, and I really hope I get to hear from some of you with yours!
1. "Drnk bynne!" -sent to Hedgehog. Translation: Drunk Bunneh. Turns out I'm Gaelic when I drink.
2. "Uphill is aspud!" -sent to Hedgehog. Seeee? I told you I'd explain "aspud" to you! I do not lie. Translation: Uphill is stupid!
3. "I'm drink! Sruvk. Drunk. There we go!" -sent to Desk. Luckily, he thought it was adorable.
4. "Also being aware that you're are trying tyl act normal but the cashier surely invites ultra drunk is weird" -sent to Hedgehog (same night as "aspud"). Translation: come on, this one is obvious! Clearly it says "Also being aware that you're trying to act normal but the cashier surely realizes you're drunk is weird." DUH.
5. and a bonus: this one's not a text, but I stole Hedgehog's phone and made it his Facebook status: "Hangin oout with a dfru nk bun. Eh who is trying to post this but tjis keyyboard is weird!" I went from Gaelic to Swedish! Mork mork mork!
What are some of your favorite sent/received drunk texts? Is there anything that is now part of your vocabulary with a friend thanks to those texts?
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
The ice inside your soul
Short one tonight... I had a great happy hour with Genie and Little Mama that had me crying, "oh, this is SO going in the blog!" more than once, but I think I'll save those posts for after the rapture. I'm pretty sure anyone reading this blog will probably still be around after homeboy Jesus pops on down and scoops up his disciples, so don't worry. The Rest Of Us have until October 21 to loll about lazily in our sinning ways.
Which some of us will continue to write about on the Internet...
In the meantime, tonight I just wanted to share a couple of songs that I've been completely and totally obsessed with lately (me? obsessed with something? whaaaat?) - I think together, these songs nicely cover about 75% of my relationships. The other 25% are probably more suited to be sung about by Daft Punk. I know I'm not the only one in lovelovelove with these songs, as I've been seeing them popping up a lot on Facebook lately, plus, just DAYS after I downloaded them, they were performed on Glee.
That means they MADE IT. Because: Glee. It was enough to make me forgive them for also covering that weird "Friday" song that isn't good, no matter who sings it, because HI THE LYRICS ARE RETARDED.
*ahem*
Enjoy.
Which some of us will continue to write about on the Internet...
In the meantime, tonight I just wanted to share a couple of songs that I've been completely and totally obsessed with lately (me? obsessed with something? whaaaat?) - I think together, these songs nicely cover about 75% of my relationships. The other 25% are probably more suited to be sung about by Daft Punk. I know I'm not the only one in lovelovelove with these songs, as I've been seeing them popping up a lot on Facebook lately, plus, just DAYS after I downloaded them, they were performed on Glee.
That means they MADE IT. Because: Glee. It was enough to make me forgive them for also covering that weird "Friday" song that isn't good, no matter who sings it, because HI THE LYRICS ARE RETARDED.
*ahem*
Enjoy.
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