Friday, July 1, 2011

Helpdesk Haiku

Email

The error message
"This user does not exist"
means check the address.

What it does not mean
is accuse your helpdesk staff
of lying to you.

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People who complain
that technical support sucks:
Let's trade jobs one week.

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Easy Ticket

"My screen is all black."
"Is the monitor turned on?"
"OH MY GOD YOU ROCK"

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"URGENT URGENT HELP
My printer just stopped printing!"
Breathe. Put in paper.

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(non-techy)

My world is so cold
I just burped and got goosebumps
Will farts cause shivers?

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