Bat Farts

Coworker: Ummm
Coworker: http://giantbatfarts.com/
Coworker: (needs sound)
Bunneh: should not surprise you that I have seen this site before.
DN: Yeah, you are easily the classiest woman I know.

Helpdesk Haiku

Email

The error message
"This user does not exist"
means check the address.

What it does not mean
is accuse your helpdesk staff
of lying to you.

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People who complain
that technical support sucks:
Let's trade jobs one week.

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Easy Ticket

"My screen is all black."
"Is the monitor turned on?"
"OH MY GOD YOU ROCK"

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"URGENT URGENT HELP
My printer just stopped printing!"
Breathe. Put in paper.

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(non-techy)

My world is so cold
I just burped and got goosebumps
Will farts cause shivers?

Warm n fuzzies!

Last week in a fit of fangirliness, I emailed Heather Armstrong, aka Dooce. I've been reading her blog for years, and recently have been devouring her archives from a billion years ago. I lovelovelove her writing, her stories, her life, her photography. I told her how I especially appreciate that she doesn't shy away from writing about her struggles with depression, as I can totes relate (guys, am I pulling that off? "totes" is so fun but I feel like I can't quite swing it...).

Today she wrote me baaaaaaaack! I feel so speciaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

"You are so sweet. Thank you so much for your kind words. You WILL get better and you WILL be happy. You deserve it. And remember, you are never alone. Promise. Much love"

I have no words

There's nothing I can say that would make this site better, except that I wish I could be featured on it. Because I? I disapprove of A LOT OF THINGS. There's disapproval all up in hea, and sometimes I even disapprove of disapproval. META DISAPPROVAL.

go to the site go to it nowwww